Hello, and welcome to The Chronicles of Joe Wick website.

The inspiration for creating The Joe Wick Chronicles came from our self-imposed obligation to pursue our dreams and rearrange our reality to suit. In undertaking this process we've inadvertently, yet necessarily, become the very antithesis of what it means to be Joe Wick. To struggle against our Joe like urges. To be un-Joe. The simple act of creating this project spits in the eye of any of us who would commit the ultimate offense of wasting our talents. But, enough with ceremony...

Ladies and Gentlemen, Step right up!

Look into a reality content within its stupor...

Witness a world filled with haggard souls desperately seeking relief from their self imposed afflictions...

Wonder as they wither away into the not quite grayest shade of mediocrity...

Is that the self-righteous chatter of condemnation tickling at my ear? Excellent! This project will only reach its fullest potential if it causes us to identify the faulty pieces of our own existence so that we may act to change those bits that we find most disagreeable. Or, perhaps it will help us to dive gracefully back into our own personal Sambuca on the rocks, down deep into that comfortably swirling place where some of us prefer to dwell. Shame on us... Cheers!

We dedicate this project to the delirious work of fevered minds.